I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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