I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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