he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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