There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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