My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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