just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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