what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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