doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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