bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wish i was in the wii world.
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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