I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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