i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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