If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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