im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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