Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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