i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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