I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.