I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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