The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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