at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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