my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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