shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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