Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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