My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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