Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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