: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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