I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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