What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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