K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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