sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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