nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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