we're blogging at a bar
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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