were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He passed out mid-signature
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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