is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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