I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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