Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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