There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
now i know why i became what i already was.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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