Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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