i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sext me about skeletons
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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