can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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