There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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