Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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