Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
id be glad to
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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