My friends, they love my intelligence
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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