this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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