Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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