I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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