I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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