For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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