So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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