I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
