So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there was a trapeze. enough said
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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