I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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