So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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