Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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