pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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