I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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