He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
third nipple confirmed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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