So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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