I cockslap morals
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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