i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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