I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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